moon.witche
How My Life Was Ruined in 14 Days
Romance/Humor - M/R
2 Chapters, 8,287 Words
9-21-09 - WIP
[ FFN ]
How My Life Was Ruined in 14 Days
Romance/Humor - M/R
2 Chapters, 8,287 Words
9-21-09 - WIP
[ FFN ]
Bella has a plan. It’s a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
First off, confession.
This post is completely, genius-ly biased. Moon.witche is an admin on this blog and our beloved and sarcastic friend, so this is biased. Biased. Biased—but like I said before, it’s a genius, mastermind-like sort of bias. Anyway, we were so bloody giddy about Moon.witche’s new fic that we just had to do something to get it out of our collective systems (and to make everyone else get it into their collective systems).
AngstyG: It makes me want to get a BlackBerry and ask strange, handsome men for promptly scheduled sex. And Edward has no catch. He's just the normal dude being propositioned for sexin. Go Bella.
PastichyP: Because Bella’s determined-little-girl, doesn’t-get-it characterization is just funtuckulously hilarious. OH, and Alice is a Rainbow Bright world-peace-now! child, "Bob" owns me, and Edward funnily enough seems to be the only normal one.
Angel: It’s funny and realistic, Bella is so defined, Edward is interesting—I want to know more about him, and I suspect that Bella and all her laid out plans will not turn out the way she thinks it will—although I have no idea where it's gonna go.
Anyhoo, other side information, Moon.witche has pre-written a great deal of this, and Limona is her awesome beta, so really just go read this fine work of smutty comedy. It’s two chapters in, and it has us making impromptu serenades already…
(And yes, Moony-dot-witch-with-an-e, we do hope this will be suitable bribery for you
to email us the next six chapters in advance. Thank you very much. Now, clicky-clicky.)
to email us the next six chapters in advance. Thank you very much. Now, clicky-clicky.)
Pastiche Pen is a loverly admin of TLYDF, peddler of HP slash, and author of such favorites as The Nymph and the Waterfall, Waxing Crescent, Sin and Incivility, and If Love Could Light a Candle. Send her a nun and a gnome. Or a nun-ish gnome. Or.. a gnome-ish nun? Hmm...
Awww! You guys are the best! Thank you so much for liking it and for telling others. Makes me feel all loved and stuff.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I just realized, I always meant to go back and give Bob a better name...Bob was just a temp name. I guess its too late now.
No... Bob is an amazing name. Do not even contemplate regret!
ReplyDeleteNope. Bob is etched in stone, lovely.
ReplyDeleteSince were giving out confessions...
In WA, when I first posted, I'd meant to make Phil 'James'. I have no clue how I messed up and typed P-h-i-l, but I did. And by the time I realized that I'd screwed up, my FFn page had said that I'd gotten 3 pageviews. And I was like, "Shit! Three already?! Looks like it's too late to change it now..."
~faceheadpalmdesk~
Bob is cool. I once had a pet rock named Bob. And whenever I see the word "bob." it always reminds me of fic blowjobs. Obviously, I need to read less smuttytimez...
Sam, I love you.
ReplyDelete"And whenever I see the word 'bob.' it always reminds me of fic blowjobs. Obviously, I need to read less smuttytimez..."
ReplyDeleteYou know it took me a minute to figure that out, and then I deciphered that you were thinking of bob as a verb, and not a noun, like a hair cut or a cute blackberry.
Maybe I need to read more smut?
I didn't get that either. Someone else mentione "battery operated boyfriends" and vibrators.
ReplyDeleteApparently Bob was the right name for inspiring dirty minds.
Sadly i totally got what Sam meant by 'bob' but this is because we spend entirely too much time together.
ReplyDeletei love this fic. and i hate pretty much everything. so yeah, that says it all.
oh yeah, and i love alice. alice is making me happy here. for real.
You know, I don't think you're in my LJ group that gets chapters early. In fact, I'm not even sure if we're friends on LJ. We should remedy this.
ReplyDeleteI love this story! And I love Caitlin even more :)
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